There's two common statements that get uttered from just about all single gay girls mouths. Both really annoy me because both are pointless statements. I'll explain why.
The first classic they say is 'they don't do one night stands'.
Whenever one of my friends comes out of a relationship they immediately start wanting to meet someone for their next one. They're horny, they're lonely, they're hurting. I tell them they shouldn't rush in, they should just have some fun, sort out their sexual needs and give themselves some space to heal, enjoy their freedom from a relationship for a while before embarking immediately in another.
Of course this falls on deaf ears.
"I've never had a one night stand" they immediately tell you. "I can't do it. It's just not for me. I just don't do one night stands" they insist, often going on to explain why they would find this difficult.
Before you know it they've hooked up with someone on the pretence of it being a relationship - as I said in 'Relationship on the first date' lesbians don't date - if you have sex you're in a relationship, maybe that's why gay girls pursue sex after friendship?
There should be a new Dictionary definition added,
'Relationship-night stand' - An intense multiple sex-linked erotic experience by (commonly two) lesbians lasting for a brief period of time in which they feel ecstatic and in love.
The second statement lesbians make is to repeatedly tell you they are not ready for a relationship. But unable to 'do' one night stands, horny, lonely and hurting, dating not part of lesbian courtship; they embark on a 'relationship' with you, suitcases heavier than the 20kg weight allowance. Under the strain or because they catch the eye of another, this becomes a 'relationship-night stand'.
Whenever I hear either of these two statements, I know they mean neither because what they actually mean is they want both at the same time.
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