A Lesbian Fetish

You’ve been dating a girl for a while now and want to move on to the next level in your relationship.  How does a gay girl demonstrate this without actually saying anything? I’m telling you, there’s no need for an expensive meal, no need for flowers or chocolates and a ring might freak her out. All you need is an open wallet and a day trip to Ikea, aka Dykea.

There’s nothing that speaks louder to our lesbian primal senses about commitment and love than engaging in this nest building activity together.  As you touch and discuss the stream lined furniture, caress the fabrics, amaze at the storage solutions and share in the delight of the latest kitchenware, her endorphins will be going into overdrive. By the time you’ve reached the check out, open wallet in hand, she’ll be practically orgasming. Your future together is assured.

But what if you’re single? What isles do gay single girls peruse to find their kindred spirit and show off their peacock feathers? You want somewhere to demonstrate that you’re a good catch; you have good taste, know quality, can colour co-ordinate and that you have style, that you have a nice home, maybe a professional job...

These girls don’t need Gaydar or Grindr.  Just head to where every gay girls fetish is displayed in technicolour array.  No I’m not talking about shelves of dildo's at the local sex store, but YES, OH YES, I am talking about...  stationary!  We love it! Like magpies we just want to surround ourselves with the cutesy pens, recycled notebooks, decorated storage boxes, the pretty funny shaped rubbers, the supersize pencils, the pretty coloured ultra thin felt tip pens, the beauty and feel of the fountain tip, the multi-coloured collections of holders and organisers and binders and dividers.

We are spoilt for choice in Brighton. We have the fabulous Clarkes and Pen to Paper on the North Laines (owned by lesbians I might add), Rymans on the High Street, Paperchase on the South Lanes, ODM on the Shoreham bypass, and now Staples in Hove. (WHSmith is deliberately excluded here!)  Enter these stationary stores and you enter lesbian heaven.  If you want to meet your one true love, just grab a basket and fill it up. Before you know it, you could be doing more amongst the isles than simply shopping!