A typical Lesbian Scene

I had three birthday cards to buy and so was browsing the isles of the entire card shop.

'OH MY GOD! That is such a lesbian card!'

"This card is suitable for so many situations" the cashier tells me as I hand over my purchase. "It's brilliant, so brilliant I'm going to write a blog about it" I tell him. 

As a CRF (find out what this is in a previous post here), I have been in this situation so many times as a lesbian with my mantra for many years being, 'lesbians always come in pairs - don't let it stop you.'

Artwork by Andre Jordan. £2.50 from Scribbler Cranbourne St. Brighton

The cashier was right, suitable for so many situations:

'Congratulations on your civil partnership'

'Sorry to hear about your break-up'

'Welcome to single lesbian life'

'Please don't break up with me...'

Or feeling bitter, send it to your ex girlfriend/wife:

'This will be you!'

'Congratulations on your new girlfriend'

'Enjoy your divorce!'

Yes, the perfect lesbian card.

Can you think of any other captions this is appropriate for?